Overheard at the Water Cooler
-peyton manning will give you a triple orgasm just by kissing you! one time, a girl touched his football and her head exploded! be careful- peyton has a special "move," but if you don't do it exactly as he commands, your legs will break like a pretzel.
-tom brady is a never-nude.
-eli manning still wets the bed.
-in greek mythology, ligers are synonymous with losing championship games. that is why no known professional sports team has a liger as a mascot.
-laveranues coles is a gentleman on the street but a freak in the bed.
-brett favre only dates puerto rican chicks.*
*this rumour may have been propogated by la commish.
3 comments:
name calling is a sign of insecurity. I guess I would feel insecure also if my quarterback had never won a superbowl.
you might want to brush up on your Greek mythology, as it seems that you have forgotten the legandary events of 1118 BC where the Ligers won the championship game of Phaininda leaving the Spartans so severely embarrassed that they castrated themselves in shame.
Favre favors men, but I don't have any information on their ethnicity.
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