Football News from on High

...when la commish takes time out from f***-ing* to provide -mono.league-ers with valuable football information gleaned from the previous week....


nothing happened this week in football, as the season doesn't start until this coming thursday and frankly, not much matters until la commish starts racking up the points during regular season play.

well not much happened, except that is for the fact that pittsburgh steelers ben roethlisberger was in the ER (again) this time on account of an emergency appendectomy. sucks for ben. sucks even more for the maniacal bulldogs, whose team he is qb'ing. get well soon, ben! sulk in loser-dom, maniacal bulldogs....

as this coming week marks the official beginning of play, watch for thursday night's opening game of gryffindor versus ravenclaw. gryffindor has a strong team of returning wizards.... o wait. [*sigh.*] la commish once again mourns the fact that there is not more magic in this world. la commish's opponents mourn this fact even more, as magic is the only thing that will help them to beat her.


-la commish, who predicts that snape, neville & luna will bite it in harry potter 7





* f stands for footballing!