Recent Changes at -league of our own-

regular phreaders may notice a difference here this week (other than the fact that there are actual posts.)

first, we have switched colors to reflect off-season status. because if the boys get seperate uniforms for home and away games, then so do we!

attentive phreaders may also have seen the new profile picture. honestly: what better mascot for the -vagina monoleague- than a cute kitty?

meet miss scarlett, mascot extraordinare! let's hope this is one pussy that tom brady can refrain from knocking up!

-la commish

Hateration
(2007 NFL Schedule)

and i quote:

"The Patriots have the league's third-toughest schedule based on opponents' 2006 records, and they play eight games against teams that were in the playoffs...They also have a stretch in which they play four of five games on the road, starting with their first game in Dallas since 1996." (NYTIMES)

hee....

Party till You Puke:

The Tony Romo Story

What do la commish and dallas cowboys QB tony romo have in common (other than the fact that they are both latinos who like to score?) Read on to find out….

you got there a little late, right when the party was heating up.

At the february engagement party of sporty spice: la commish (r) with affianced guest of honor (middle) and liz of liz’s lygers fame

mid-season, 2006: cowboys head coach bill parcells announces tony romo as starting quarterback.

the babes were in abundance.

make hers a double: la commish, enveloped by lovelies


reputed love interests, romo & jessica simpson. when asked about the two, teammate terrell owens joked that perhaps he could score a double date with ashlee.

you were at the top of your game, doing what you do best...

...but you made an amateur mistake and ended up with a mouth full of puke and disappointed fans.

what la commish slept next to after one too many shots at the party.

also where tony romo’s season went after a botched hold on a 19-yard field goal try with 1:19 left in a nfc wild card playoff game against the seattle seahawks. With the cowboys down 21-20, dallas would attempt a field goal. romo caught the snap but dropped it as he put it down!!!!! romo then tried to run into the end zone, but he was tackled at the one & subsequently fumbled and seattle took over on their own one. romo attempted a last minute hail mary on the cowboys' final possession that fell incomplete. sniffle, sniffle…

sad tony romo


final note from la commish: this game was the moment when FOOTBALL crystallized from concept to emotion! she felt the pain, experienced the shame, & cried the man tears right along with him. (and while technically she didn't watch the game, her sister did relay the painful play-by-play of “one of the most memorable blunders in play-off history.”)

and for you naughy types who can’t get enough…
http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/the-tony-romo-kama-sutra-229615.php

http://tonyhomo.blogspot.com/

(disclaimer: -league of our own- in no way supports negative stereotypes regarding the poor athleticism of the gays nor the usage of the word 'homo' as a derogatory affront on masculinity.)

Top 5 Ways La Commish's Boyfriend is like a Roller Coaster at Coney Island

5) they’re both white and from Brooklyn

4) you’re generally not wearing a lot of clothes when you get on, and you shut your eyes for most of the ride

3) they both make your heart race & your stomach feel funny

2) “look ma, no hands!”

and finally….

1) they both distract her from blogging

sorry for the lack of posts in the last couple of months, f-phootball fans. i’ve had my hands full….