Bad Boys Drool
la commish recently came across across the following quote by evolutionary expert david buss:“because women in our evolutionary past risked enormous investment as a consequence of having sex, evolution favored women who were highly selective about their mates.”
highly. selective. about. their mates. (or else they died!)
lord knows that at times, la commish has been more selective of what's being tevo'ed than of her arm candy. which of course, got her thinking – what happens when ladies of the vm-l are not as highly selective as they could and ought to be?
meet the top 5 mistakes of the week. (better your phantasy football team than your love lives, ladies.) let’s keep our eyes out for stinkers, shall we?
#1 plaxico burress, new york giant #17, wide receiver
for those of who have been living under a rock (or away from the glare of the new york post headlines) this eli manning go-to & catcher of last year’s superbowl winning pass put a bullet in his own leg last week.
which is what anyone with any decency should have done to themselves after wearing sweatpants at the midtown nightclub latin quarter.
the last man i took seriously who wore sweatpants was my junior high tennis coach. Shame on you, plaxico! 2. michael vick, formerly of the altanta falcons, currently with the u.s. penitentiary in leavenworth, kansas
3. pacman jones, dallas cowboy #21, corner back
suspended from the entire 2007 season after a las vegas strip club shooting incident. also known for gambling, spitting on and punching women, along with a laundry list of other naughtiness.
4. bill belichick, head coach new england hatriots
...aka mr. sex, lies and videotype
5. t.o. cowboy #81, wide receiver
though he’s been quiet as of late, so mostly on the list because of the general acknowledgment that he's loony tunes. and also because la commish can’t think of anyone else to round out the list.
