What Do the Following Two Have in Common?

dwight schrute: what was your mile time?
toby: about seven.
dwight schrute: i could beat that on a skateboard.
toby: well, that has wheels.
dwight schrute: yeah, well, my feet don't. and i could still crush that time.










plaxico burress (giants wr): "he wouldn't have made that play if he was on a skateboard." (about cowboys saftety roy williams)