Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Straight from the Pages of La Commish's (little black) Play Book


Eric Mangini (aka E to -mono.league-phreaders), newbie head coach of the ny jets

sunday's embarrassing new york jets loss to the jacksonville jaguars (41-0) creates morale problems this week for E and his boys. 2 weeks ago, they were beaten by the colts, but thanks mostly to some gutsy coaching by E, not to mention the fact that everyone knows peyton's manhood is uncontested territory in the NFL, fans and players alike had high hopes coming into last weekend's game. but the jets got trounced, and now new york wants some answers:

"Mangini took the analytical approach. Referring to the key plays in the defeat, he said, 'The seperation between success and failure on those plays could be as little as six inches.'


But six inches can add up to a mile, as the Jets discovered the hard way." *


tell me something i don't know, E. as for taking it analytically... i hope you're using protection.


-la commish, who wonders whether the jets also have trouble walking the day after "discovering things the hard way"



*ny daily news

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

having never been accused of being analytical, i can't say what difference six inches makes analytically. as an expert in scoring i can tell you with certainty that a well maintained playing field with a damp surface can lead to many successful touchdowns in a row. Too bad it didn't rain on Sunday in Jacksonville.

la commissioner said...

i couldn't agree with you more, liger lover. it is for readers like you that i will continue to blog about touchgasms. i mean touchdowns.