Oh, T.O, Say it Isn't So!

this just in: la commish just received word of a T.O. SUICIDE ATTEMPT!!??

oh the catholic guilt!! t.o. must have somehow found out that la commish was planning on trading him today.

la commish wants to cry.... especially because this is the ONE day this fall that she must get work done at her job, instead of blogging all day and getting paid by the man.

keep checking back for late-breaking updates...

in the meantime, http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html


-la commish, who sometimes wants to kill her players for not producing but who would never actually want them to kill themselves

[thanks to !steve holt! assistant coach for keeping his head coach informed and staying on top of her. that is, things. staying on top of things.]