No Pain, No Gain

la commish, in a fit of masochism and necessity, hit the waxing salon AND her woman’s doctor all in the course of one week. painful? yes. humiliating? more so. (but essential if a girl wants to keep her * maintained...)

kind of like the super-intense training camp that eric mangini ran for his new york jets earlier this summer. painful and humiliating. sure. (but probably nothing compared to the travails of woman kind.) necessary? definitely. why? b/c this weekend, coach mangini is battling his former mentor, @ the meadowlands. eric mangini, 1st year head coach for the new york jets, worked for years under new england hatriots coach bill belichick. this sunday’s much-hyped game (at which la commish will be in attendance doing her new “I hate the hatriots” dance!) promises to be as exciting as last week’s manning bowl. (or as la commish likes to think, what holidays with the in-laws will be called…)

last week, young giant eli, the upstart, wasn’t necessarily expected to produce a win. it’s early in the season, he’s young…the pressure was on peytie pie. but this sunday, mangini (whose jets won their first game last week) must prove that he’s got what it takes to come out from under the coaching legend that is belichick. the world of football is watching. fingers crossed that mangini and his boys do a little maintaining of their own, otherwise his as* is grass.

-la commish


*astro-turf