Baller of the Week

this week's kudos go out to the head coach of liz's ligers. anyone who can push out a 3 football-sized little boy out of her vagina (-mono.league-) all the while keeping up the trash-talk is certainly worthy of our respect.

a special mention goes out to assistant-coach-about-town [CENSORED CUTIE] for the ingenious coaching idea of explaining the x's and o's rigamarole by drawing them on a woman's stomach in chocolate syrup and then eating the plays.