Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Help Wanted

having previously used the sports sections in newspapers to blot her lip gloss or to wrap fish, la commish was recently disgruntled to realize the following: east coast papers report exclusively on east coast teams. for this reason, the -mono.league- is in need of a midwest* and a west coast correspondent. interested applicants should send their football highlights to queenlyd@hotmail.com.

because knowing is half the battle...
-la commish

*indianapolis colts updates are especially valued. la commish sends silent dedications to them every morning in her yoga class in hopes that they don't suck again this year.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lydia - The Colts had an amazing season and unfortunately lost in the Playoffs to the future XL SuperBowl Champions. You might want to rethink "I hope they don't suck this year." A more appropriate quote would be, "I hope Peyton doesn't choke this year."

Anonymous said...

Not at all related, but lovely to meet you in the park last night!

~Ruth

Anonymous said...

Time for an update, even I have had an interesting thought in the past week and a half.