Have You Ever Danced With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?

la commish has never had a soft spot in her heart for the baby-making, victory-taking cesspool of a team from new england known as the HATRIOTS. finally, the head honcho of the NFL, ROGER GOODELL, agrees: he recently handed hatriots coach BILL BELICHICK a $500,000 fine, in addition to a $250,000 fine to the team and forfeiture of a first-round pick in the 2008 draft if it makes the playoffs this season, or a second- and a third-round pick if it fails to make the postseason.

HA!! that's what you get for spying on THE JETS by illegally videotaping their defensive signals during their season opener, which the HATRIOTS went on to win. (cheaters.)

but rilly, ROGER GOODELL: a $500,000 fine to a man who just got a hefty contract extension through 2013? he'll just charge that to his amex black and laugh maniacally all the way to the bank. (in belichick lexicon, this means his right bottom lip will extend a half inch and his eye will blink.)

instead, may la commish propose her idea to deal with this in the same fashion that men have been using since time immemorial?

settle the score.....ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

DANCING WITH THE STARS,

NFL-STYLE....

“may I have this dance?”

“Criscross, Criscross

Slide to the left, Slide to the right

Let me hear you clap yo hands

Cha Cha now, Cha Cha again!”

“you may have led the last dance,

but we’ll see who leads when we come to Foxboro!”