Not Tom Brady's Year

STOP THE (BENCH) PRESS!!

http://www.usmagazine.com/bridget_moynahan_expecting_child_with_ex_boyfriend_tom_brody

la commish, who's biggest fear is that of an ex suddenly turning up on her doorstep with a little lydia in tow, is almost sympathetic to hater #12's plight. but then a giggle forms in the back of her throat as she wonders how many superbowl rings it will take for giselle to forgive him!

she never thought she'd say this, but thank you tom brady, for showing what a class act you are and knocking up your ex-girlfriend.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!!!!

may league of our own suggest "peyton" if it's a boy?

what the little one will look like

Happy Valentine's Day!

Love,

what a horrible day for play! superbowl XLI may have been the first to be held in the middle of a rainstorm, but v-day 2007 was a warzone of snow and ice.

speaking of warzones...

sweet boyfriend offered to cook us dinner at his apartment. unfortunately, i showed up two hours late (= exactly on schedule, puerto rican time.) he almost didn't

because now-mad boyfriend felt the following sentiment:

!

thankfully, the uber-thoughful valentine’s day gift i gave him (vinyl LP's. cool music for the cute musician...) convinced him to rethink his opinion.

incidentally, i received

to get me off my apparently

.

the night ended with a good

and a glass of port.

can you believe i didn't once think about

?