Would You Take Phantasy Football Advice from this Man?

no, because he's dead. and would most likely send your entire offense to vietnam. history is repeating itself. la commish, who firmly believes in keeping the boys out of a now meaningless war that we'll never win (so that they may fight for all we hold dear here on the homefront--life, liberty, and the pursuit of a colts superbowl win!), offers the following advice to her competitors on how best to stack your ph-f. teams for this weekend, utilizing our hometown boys, the giants....(take special note, last tackle in paris....):

amani toomer, all time leading receiver for the giants (la commish should be so lucky as "receive" amani into her homefront) looks to be a solid scorer going into this weekend's league play. a fine addition to any ph-f. team matched against la commish....

other giants to root for this weekend:

wr plaxico burress

lb carlos emmons

cb sam madison

wr sinorice moss

lb brandon short

Good luck, to all ph-f. competitors - our season is halfway over!

may the better woman win....

the better woman (l.) pictured here with rival head coach sporty spice