If You're Not First, You're Last
...where la commish imagines herself as the coach of other, lesser, teams....

[this week's trash talk is provided by the assistant coach of !steve holt! a man who is ravaging her -mono.league- opponents while pillaging la commish...]

"You know that greek story about the guy who gets all of his strength from his hair, and one day cuts it off? I think Rothlesbergerer has that with his appendix."

looks like the bench of the maniacal bulldogs is gonna be kept pretty warm by her (formerly) starting quarterback...