Saturday, August 05, 2006

Team Meeting


welcome ladies (& interested gentlemen)~

girls are dumb. we fight for equality and choose our battles in the name of feminism yet overlook the last bastion of male-centricity--FOOTBALL!

enter -the vagina mono.league-....a girls-only fantasy football league headquartered in the capital of the world, new york city.

as your commissioner (henceforth la commish) i am here to welcome you. this blog will serve to accompany our mono.league play, which will be yahoo.com-based. here is what you can expect from league of our own blog in the months ahead:

*lots of organizational information (initially) as i recruit and prepare the competitors in this year's inaugural -mono.league-

*an internet-based training camp of sorts. i will sort through the headlines, newsmakers, and happenings (i.e. gossip) to give you concise & current information relevant to the 2006 football season

*the wise words of guest coaches (an elite team comprised primarily of my ex-boyfriends, current boyfriends and future boyfriends along with those of my sisters) who will talk us through strategy, plays, position and finally, scoring--not unlike your usual saturday nights of bar-hopping

*juicy gratuitous topless shots of blog favorite nfl'ers


so start putting together your dream teams and get ready to play ball. until the next team meeting,

play on, players...
-la commish

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