Mail Bag Monday

As anticipated, the –mono.league- has been inundated with fan mail. la commish is too busy mentally preparing herself for the upcoming season (read: lying on the futon watching rudy during sex and the city commercial breaks) so she obviously does not have time to answer each request for a date or autograph personally. though she thanks her legions of admirers and assures them that they are in her thoughts.


"Lydia - The Colts had an amazing season and unfortunately lost in the Playoffs to the future XL SuperBowl Champions. You might want to rethink 'I hope they don't suck this year.' A more appropriate quote would be, 'I hope Peyton doesn't choke this year.'"

response~
lydia, while a beautiful name for an even more beautiful girl, is not here. la commish, however, would like to point out that a quarterback does not a team make. It takes an entire village of suckiness to lose a ball game.

That being said, la commish still partly blames herself for the colts loss that grim sunday last january, for while she should have been sending x-ray beams of hope from her heart to the gods of colts football, she was instead sucking down bloody mary’s in disbelief that she had chosen to spend that particular Sunday in the company of her ex who she now (kindly she might add) refers to as “blink and you’ll miss it.”